raisha: nightlifemingus: My ideal morning: I wake up, get out of bed, get into another bed that is warmer and softer, and fall asleep basically.
shavingryansprivates: no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
me: i’m gonna study when i get home me: i’ll just study before i go to bed me: i’ll just study in the morning me: i’ll just study on the way to school me: i’ll just study in this class me: i’ll just study in the hall me: i’ll just study before the test me: i’ll just study during the test
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on